Bathing suit season — “Oh, no, I can’t be seen in THAT!” — is just cause for anxiety among even the sexiest, in-shape girls. For Tgirls, it is especially fraught!
Unless you’re a porn star whose billing as a sexually insatiable shemale requires your male clitty and pre-orchiectomy balls to be omnipresent, hiding/concealing is Job One. So it is that elaborate techniques of “tucking” — almost like an art form — are themselves closely guarded secrets.
But, really, it’s not all that hard. It’s hard only when you get hard! — then the cock’s out of the bag, as it were.
So, for me at least, a snug hipster bikini bottom works like magic for sunbathing or wading in the water.
But serious swimming — which I also like to do — is another matter! Vigorous flutter, scissors or frog kicks can spell real pain and worse — your becoming untucked, for all the world to see. How mortifying!
Much better to look so, oh so, out of place in an old-fashioned, matronly swimdress! Or is that just as mortifying?!?