To many men, I’ve been told I’m like a mermaid. Like Captain Ahab’s white whale, I’m the object of their quest.
But do they realize that mermaids don’t have cunts? I don’t either.
Maybe that’s what makes us all so alluring… mysterious… so desirable… so unattainable…. so….
Unfuckable? Maybe…. Maybe not…. Hmmmm…..
Without a vulva, much less a vagina, what do we have? How in the world can we make true love to you?
What we do have — what do you call it? Does it sound better, sexier, than the word “cunt?”
Please take the Poll and tell me.