To many men, I’ve been told I’m like a mermaid.  Like Captain Ahab’s white whale, I’m the object of their quest.

But do they realize that mermaids don’t have cunts?  I don’t either.

Maybe that’s what makes us all so alluring… mysterious… so desirable… so unattainable…. so….

Unfuckable?  Maybe…. Maybe not….  Hmmmm…..

Without a vulva, much less a vagina, what do we have?  How in the world can we make true love to you?

What we do have — what do you call it?  Does it sound better, sexier, than the word “cunt?”

Please take the Poll and tell me.