Now that I’ve got your attention (short shorts never fail!), the question becomes:
How do you get my attention? That is, how do you get my Big Clitty hard and my would-be cunt wet and wanting to know more?
Catcalls — or the instant message equivalent (“Whassup, sexy!”) — may be flattering but don’t do much to distinguish you from the horny herd.
“Where you from, you sexy thang….” That pickup line is as old as the rock lyrics. Even less imaginative: “How R U?”
I’m not about to presume to tell you guys how to do your job, but here’re some gentle suggestions:
Engage my mind. Tease me with your wit. Make me curious to want to know you more.
Of course, you can always buy me a gift. For good girls like me, guilt never fails as a motivator. Maybe I won’t end up saying “yes,” but at least I’ll pay attention.